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riebart:

helicopterfish:

wifipasswords:

I JUST REALIZED NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD ME TALK

I just imagine you all sound like me

  1. I’ve never seen many of you either, and so really I just imagine you look like your avatars… Which means some of you look like inanimate objects, and a bunch of you are apparently all the same person.
  2. Does anyone else just have this nebulous, toneless, genderless, voice that they read things in? The voice in my head isn’t mine, because mine is horrible and I hate it, and is definitely genderless when reading most things. When reading fiction, or writing where I know the gender of the author, it takes on an implicit gender colour, but doesn’t actually ‘sound’ any different.

Maybe that’s just me.

*hoots softly*

And re: internal voice - I’m the same way. I thought that… was… normal? Do most people perform imaginary dramatic readings? Do they hear voices different from their own? If so, how different? 

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staff:

The smile of a loved one. Your childhood blanket. A handsome bodyguard to take you in his arms. “Security” can mean a lot of things in this crazy life, but nothing says “security” like Tumblr’s two-factor authentication. It’s available as an option in your Settings page as of right now.

You know how you need two keys to launch a nuclear missile? Two-factor authentication works like that. One key is your password, the other key is your cellular phone, and you need both to access your Tumblr Dashboard.

Keep your Dashboard safe and secure, like you do with your nuclear missile. Learn more about two-factor authentication today.

Video 14 Apr 155,910 notes

feminismordeath:

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thedaysofforever:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I never usually laugh at these, but I literally just lost it

Lololol

Tears are streaming down my face oh my god

help

"I am getting fisted right now" omfg

this made me hysterical help

(Source: padfootvioletstilinski)

Video 14 Apr 290,090 notes

thingsthatverbme:

paintedporcelain:

savewalterwhiite:

i think i died.

give love, and you’ll receive love. 

[A photoset of smiling animals.]

(Source: thecutestofthecute)

Photo 14 Apr 257,483 notes jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

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Video 14 Apr 7,239 notes

(Source: spacetelescope.org)

Photo 13 Apr 12,884 notes feralcupcake:

gingerhaze:

“That sounds like something out of science fiction!”“We live in a spaceship, dear.”

CURSE YOUR SUDDEN, BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL

feralcupcake:

gingerhaze:

“That sounds like something out of science fiction!”
“We live in a spaceship, dear.”

CURSE YOUR SUDDEN, BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL

Photo 13 Apr 3 notes feralcupcake:

Is the storm coming or has it passed

Awesome shot. :)

feralcupcake:

Is the storm coming or has it passed

Awesome shot. :)

Photo 13 Apr 151,271 notes rosydrops:

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Quote 13 Apr 58,772 notes

To be white, or straight, or male, or middle class is to be simultaneously ubiquitious and invisible. You’re everywhere you look, you’re the standard against which everyone else is measured. You’re like water, like air. People will tell you they went to see a “woman doctor” or they will say they went to see “the doctor.” People will tell you they have a “gay colleague” or they’ll tell you about a colleague. A white person will be happy to tell you about a “Black friend,” but when that same person simply mentions a “friend,” everyone will assume the person is white. Any college course that doesn’t have the word “woman” or “gay” or “minority” in its title is a course about men, heterosexuals, and white people. But we call those courses “literature,” “history” or “political science.”

This invisibility is political.

— Michael S. Kimmel, in the introduction to the book, “Privilege: A Reader” (via thinkspeakstress)
Video 13 Apr 16,886 notes

erizo1404:

by Wesley Burt

Photo 12 Apr 5 notes Painted this last September. I twitch a bit at the irregularities now, but this was a vital first step in remembering/implementing the above message.

Painted this last September. I twitch a bit at the irregularities now, but this was a vital first step in remembering/implementing the above message.

Photo 12 Apr 12 notes Progress!

Progress!

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thecarvingwitch:

science-for-a-star:

Gracia Scale Top

#clothes for riding dragons

HOLY CRAP.


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