PRONGS YOU ARE DRUNK.
rarely seen footage of james potter’s bachelor party
don’t you mean his stag party?
The Molten Diabolic Ibanez Prestige created by Hutchinson Guitars. This is absolutely fantastic!!! <3
“Celebrating the release of ‘Diablo III’ earlier this year, the Molten Diabolic draws its namesake from Blizzard Entertainment’s iconic video game franchise, taking Hutchinson’s original Molten Lava concept and infusing it with a shard of the Black Soulstone. Both the mystical stone and the hand carved lava flow have been illuminated by an incredible LED array recessed into the guitar top.”
I found a pirate’s guitar. »
Wondering what other objects would be suitable for magmafication…
Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.
I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.
I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.
dude if i keep setting feminism back a hundred years every time i put on makeup we will have some excellent opportunities to study ancient mesopotamian society firsthand
reminder to myself & other white people:
making fun of white people is not for us
making fun of white people is for poc to vent about how much we actually suck
being white and making fun of white people reads as “I’m not one of THOSE whites, I’m one of the good ones!”. Shut up and prove it (by shutting up and listening to poc).
Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home.
NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered.
It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute.
But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.
Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]
PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!
IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!
Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes.
If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:
If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions
- Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.
- Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.
- If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.
- See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!
Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.
Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.
Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.
If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.
OH MY FUCK I HAVE THESE IN MY BACKYARD.
I found out this past week that these are in my yard. It’s not just me being a terrible gardener! My plants all died because this stuff killed them.
My date rescheduled, so I’m headed to the bar in a Caprica Six-esque ensemble (including curly hair, silver bracelet, and heels that make all my friends into little bitty Baltars). (I’m already 5’10”.) Will be blissfully nestled in a corner booth reading Game of Thrones. Thought that might warrant a selfie.
I JUST REALIZED NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD ME TALK
I just imagine you all sound like me
- I’ve never seen many of you either, and so really I just imagine you look like your avatars… Which means some of you look like inanimate objects, and a bunch of you are apparently all the same person.
- Does anyone else just have this nebulous, toneless, genderless, voice that they read things in? The voice in my head isn’t mine, because mine is horrible and I hate it, and is definitely genderless when reading most things. When reading fiction, or writing where I know the gender of the author, it takes on an implicit gender colour, but doesn’t actually ‘sound’ any different.
Maybe that’s just me.
And re: internal voice - I’m the same way. I thought that… was… normal? Do most people perform imaginary dramatic readings? Do they hear voices different from their own? If so, how different?
The smile of a loved one. Your childhood blanket. A handsome bodyguard to take you in his arms. “Security” can mean a lot of things in this crazy life, but nothing says “security” like Tumblr’s two-factor authentication. It’s available as an option in your Settings page as of right now.
You know how you need two keys to launch a nuclear missile? Two-factor authentication works like that. One key is your password, the other key is your cellular phone, and you need both to access your Tumblr Dashboard.
Keep your Dashboard safe and secure, like you do with your nuclear missile. Learn more about two-factor authentication today.
I never usually laugh at these, but I literally just lost it
Tears are streaming down my face oh my god
"I am getting fisted right now" omfg
this made me hysterical help
i think i died.
give love, and you’ll receive love.
[A photoset of smiling animals.]